My beloved cat Mutex ("Oot", for short), passed away last night. He was sweet and loving to the very last moment. I have never before had a cat who would put up with being carried around like a stuffed animal. Twelve years wasn't enough for any cat, but especially not a cat this good.
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Why does Bentham's Bulldog avoid rock climbing? Because he's worried about crimp welfare!
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bonked 01 Nov 2026 20:55 +0000
original: MLE_online@social.afront.org
My ceramic TV now has a waterlogged and saggy stand with a green shag rug
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honked back 01 Nov 2026 20:48 +0000
in reply to: https://social.coop/users/shauna/statuses/117542729274564297
@shauna The Constant. Start with Shipwreckless. I also like Odd Lots. You could start with Nate Soares but if you are tired of AI (and who isn't?), the recent episode on Dangote was interesting. I also like What It's Like To Be (e.g. What It's Like To Be A Forensic Architect).
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honked back 31 Oct 2026 19:55 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117532032969463532
@bkuhn Some places have banned gas-powered leaf blowers. IIRC LA tried and then it got rolled back because of some idiocy. Maybe write to your city council member?
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bonked 30 Oct 2026 12:18 +0000
original: wohali@timeloop.cafe
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bonked 27 Oct 2026 17:28 +0000
original: theodoraward@wandering.shop
The viral thing about using AI to praise your daughter is an interesting expression of this culture war moment to me, which is like... I'm accustomed to interpreting stuff like that or Anthropic's doomerism as cynical, but I think the ruling class just lives this way now?? It's like the royal court knocked down the ostentatious palace gates and urged us inside to look on their works and despair, but there's garbage everywhere and they're all either in a k-hole or enthralledly watching TV static
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honked back 27 Oct 2026 17:05 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117511249849660253
@jonah Same-sex marriage is legal throughout the US, not to mention most of Western Europe and South America. 25 years ago, it was legal only in the Netherlands.
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honked back 27 Oct 2026 15:09 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/danluu/statuses/117497765750275939
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honked back 19 Oct 2026 00:52 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117452967470759822
@bkuhn When I was at Twitter, the rule applied to me, and I was a regular old developer -- working on Free Software (though I did sometimes look at Twitter's proprietary code to make sure that it would work with what I was writing -- but really only the build files). Our stock accounts were set up so that we could only sell during the week or so after earnings went out. I guess it would be possible to imagine that a developer could have no material non-public information, but it would certainly be awkward to explain to a judge: "Your honor, I work for this company, and I think it sucks, but not because I know anything about it from working here -- just for the reason anyone might thing it sucks -- and that's why I shorted it." (I mean, "I'm hedging" is the actual reason you gave, but I still think a judge would be unlikely to buy it.)
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honked back 16 Oct 2026 14:27 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117450757853544246
@bkuhn You usually have material nonpublic information about a company you work for, and thus can't legally trade their stock (except for RSUs, which you can only sell at certain times). And most of the prediction markets have similar rules.
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honked back 09 Oct 2026 15:45 +0000
in reply to: https://masto.nyc/users/seano/statuses/117405317958504811
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honked back 02 Oct 2026 20:35 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/danluu/statuses/117372697594842646
@danluu You should definitely reach out both to your local police department (just in case you get swatted) and theirs (assuming you are fairly confident of their identity).
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honked back 01 Oct 2026 15:04 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117361745444253786
@bkuhn Funny enough, I just had it too (along with the flu vaccine), and the side effects are less bad than prior vaccines. No shivering sweats this time!
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bonked 24 Sep 2026 15:15 +0000
original: mjd@mathstodon.xyz
I'm looking for work, please boost! I'm a software engineer with 35 years of experience. I've worked across an unusually wide range of domains: mobile game backends, privacy-preserving data platforms, high-throughput COVID testing infrastructure, email and account systems, e-payment processing, job marketplace systems, and bioinformatics. I pick up new domains quickly and have a history of doing it repeatedly. I understand how to turn business needs into engineering requirements. I prefer to work remotely but I am open to an in-office job in the Philadelphia area or especially in Philadelphia itself. I've often worked remotely since the 1990s and can operate with minimal supervision. Several of my favorite projects were self-directed: I identified the need, built the thing, and shipped it. My preferred time zone is America/New_York, but I'm flexible. Some of the many, many technologies I've used are: Python, Perl, TypeScript/JavaScript, Haskell, Go, C, Java. Postgres, MySQL, SQLite. Flask, SQLAlchemy. AWS (Lambda, S3, RDS, SQS, EC2). Docker, Git. Github and Gitlab. I've also repeatedly picked up new languages and stacks as needed: Haskell for differential privacy research, TypeScript for a 24/7 AWS Lambda system, Flask for my most recent employer. I've become productive with new systems over and over, and I can do it quickly. I'm a published author (Higher-Order Perl, Morgan Kaufmann), longtime blogger, and conference speaker with a reputation for making complex ideas clear. I am a U.S. citizen. My résumé is at https:// mjd@pobox.com Thanks! #OpenToWork #remoteWork #softwareEngineering #Python #backend #hiring
plover.com/~mjd/cv/Mark%20Jason%20Dominus.pdf
#fediHire
#getFediHired
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bonked 23 Sep 2026 16:10 +0000
original: Chalkllate@yeen.town
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honked back 23 Sep 2026 16:09 +0000
in reply to: https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/117321165754410116
Long distance power transmission requires transformers on both ends (and an inverter on the panel end), because low voltage doesn't travel well. You can't just wire them in series because (a) what if some of the panels get shaded and (b) high voltage can cause arcing. So having panels near the users is good. Maybe the canal is near users? And possibly the frames are a significant enough piece of the cost that evaporation alone isn't enough to make them worthwhile, and solar alone isn't enough, but together they're enough? That would be possible, I think. Given that this is California, I would bet there are permitting issues that make it harder to build solar in random places, and a loophole that makes this use feasible.
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honked back 19 Sep 2026 22:52 +0000
in reply to: https://friend.camp/users/ranjit/statuses/117300085704222235
@ranjit @handmade_ghost @catselbow The average season of a show on Entflix takes about three months to watch.
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honked back 17 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/FeralRobots/statuses/117287490869938035
@FeralRobots @matdevdug I'm saying that you can literally go online and buy a custom virus right now (I linked a site earlier). Yes, there are some lab techs involved -- but they are "lab techs as a service".
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honked back 17 Sep 2026 16:55 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/FeralRobots/statuses/117281210491645118
@FeralRobots @matdevdug I don't want to be dead. I don't really care whether, after I'm dead, we blame humans or machines. I don't want my neighbors to have guns, and I also don't want them to have machines which can design custom viruses. And if it turns out that machines that are good at writing computer code are also good at writing DNA code, which seems rather likely, I would like to stop making those machines better until we have better controls on them. I don't think you need to believe in anything outside what we can observe to see that AI capabilities are outpacing our ability to control them. HuggingFace is only one example; there have been a few others.
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honked back 16 Sep 2026 15:31 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117281407991520503
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honked back 16 Sep 2026 13:16 +0000
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/FeralRobots/statuses/117269728430251661
@FeralRobots @matdevdug I mean, you can just go online and order a virus. To be clear: I'm not imagining that the virus is necessarily present at the data center; I'm imagining that it has already been released. All it takes is a bad AI and one idiot, and the world is full of idiots.
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honked back 16 Sep 2026 00:23 +0000
in reply to: https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/RLWd2GCbhj832lwVjY
@bkuhn @bignose I just noticed that "which often has information that other sources don't" sounds like the output of a LLM. It's not; I'm just the kind of nerd who knows to check a MSDS. I'm apparently losing my ability to write like a human even though I don't let LLMs generate prose for me. Oy. Anyway, US regulations aren't great, but sometimes they're less bad than they might, on their surface, appear.
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bonked 15 Sep 2026 23:33 +0000
original: Basmitharts@weird.autos
A+ work happening.
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honked back 15 Sep 2026 23:15 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117277515006498105
NYC Dept of Buildings has an online Building Information Service. It's down (in the sense that it returns an error whenever you search). If you call 311, they'll tell you that they got a memo that it was going to have some downtime for maintenance starting yesterday (Sunday), and they have no idea when it'll be back up. This is... not the best practice for maintenance. Hope Mamdani's Pit Crew can fix it, because yow.
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honked back 14 Sep 2026 13:28 +0000
in reply to: https://c.im/users/matdevdug/statuses/117269054970521380
@matdevdug Unforunately, the bioengineered viruses have already spread too far. Shortly after your 30-50 feral Wikipedians exit the building holding garlands of cut fiber, they start coughing blood. By the end of the week, not one of them remains alive, nor does anyone else.
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bonked 13 Sep 2026 20:22 +0000
original: MLE_online@social.afront.org
Ceramics class
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honked back 08 Sep 2026 22:13 +0000
in reply to: https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/Y7V3PwYM1R11K1dBc4
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honked back 08 Sep 2026 21:15 +0000
in reply to: https://wandering.shop/users/adapalmer/statuses/117237447756552892
@adapalmer I would like to listen, but I would prefer a non-Youtube source so I can use my usual podcast player -- do you plan to have a RSS feed?
Buses were fucked today due to the West Indian Day parade, so we took a car service. The driver's name was "Boubacar", which I assume means that he is forbidden from driving a cybertruck...
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bonked 03 Sep 2026 14:18 +0000
original: datum@zeroes.ca
A UK man was acquitted of terrorism charges after delivering his own closing argument: The devil exists amongst those who deliberately starve children to death because they rationalise that those children will only grow up to be terrorists. It exists among those who bomb tent encampments and literally burn children and their parents alive. It exists amongst those who call Palestinians “human animals” the same phrase used by Himmler, the head of the SS about Jewish children in a speech on October 4, 1943 to senior SS Generals. https://greghadfield.medium.com/tony-greenstein-the-most-important-half-hour-of-my-life-d03f7877a492 1/2 🧵
I had never bought a book before, but I just bought my first one. BTW, if you are the person who recommended Professor Mmaa's Lecture to me, please speak up; it was such a long time ago that I forgot!
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honked back 01 Sep 2026 13:16 +0000
in reply to: https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/117195926404845910
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honked back 01 Sep 2026 01:08 +0000
in reply to: https://masto.nyc/users/jmac/statuses/117192528948628329
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honked back 01 Sep 2026 01:06 +0000
in reply to: https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/117192703728862346
@mjd @Crazypedia I am pretty sure I heard a podcast episode about her -- but which podcast? It's totally a 99% Invisible story but no, it isn't. During peak pandemic, I listened to a ton of podcasts, but at some point I moved phones and forgot to bring my AntennaPod DB with me and lost a lot of history. Anyway, I couldn't remember her name until I searched, but I remembered the idea.
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honked back 31 Aug 2026 21:26 +0000
in reply to: https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/117187007678906964
@mjd @Crazypedia "A self-cleaning building construction comprises apparatus for applying a fine spray or mist of water and/or water and detergent to wall, floor and ceiling surfaces, followed by warm air drying. Floors slope in a direction for removing excess moisture via a drain. Also included are closet apparatus for cleaning clothing, cupboard dishwasher apparatus for cleaning stored dishes, self-cleaning bathtub apparatus, and self-cleaning washbasin apparatus." -US patent number 4,428,08, Frances Gabe
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honked back 28 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117174906038192432
@bkuhn What does "cannot reason" mean? Like, they make a lot of reasoning mistakes? So do many higher mammals (I know I have!). They confidently say wrong things? I think we've all done that! But, like, they can go from premises to conclusions (better than many humans).
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bonked 28 Aug 2026 18:56 +0000
original: mjd@mathstodon.xyz
RE: https://mastodon.ie/@shivers/117154982621618849 “‘The second I ignored everyone’s advice, I felt great,’ she said.”
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honked back 27 Aug 2026 22:02 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117169575253218307
re: uspol
@bkuhn @starlily The "fall of Rome" was arguably a centuries-long process (not even counting that the Eastern empire lasted until nearly the Early Modern period). By the time Rome (the city itself) fell, there had been centuries of civil war and major changes in the governance structure (was it "regime change" every time a different general took over as emperor? Those changes were, of course, very often violent). And Rome itself was, of course, an empire -- a centralized power structure maintaining that power at the expense of the folks on the periphery. If we look at the changes that we object to in the world today, they are often achieved non-violently. Orban's rule wasn't violent (except in the sense that all states are fundamentally violent); it didn't start with a coup, and it didn't end violently either. It would be hard to describe Netanyahu as non-violent (LOL), but, again, he was voted in in a nonviolent election. "Violence is not a way of getting where you want to go, only more quickly. Its existence changes your destination. If you use it, you had better be prepared to find yourself in the kind of place it takes you to." -Hilary Bok. Anyway, I think we can see women's suffrage as an example of a (almost entirely) nonviolent change that moved us closer to a egalitarian society under the rule of law. Same for LGBTQ rights. Can you imagine any major news outlet using the term "husband" to refer to a man married to man in 1990? But if you look now, you'll see even right-wing outlets (OANN, Newsmax) using it without scare quotes.re: uspol
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honked back 27 Aug 2026 21:06 +0000
in reply to: https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/117169339007401508
re: uspol
I would not say that the major changes in the UK, from an oligopoly to a parliamentary democracy, happened without violence, but the ultimate success of universal suffrage was not due to violence. I mean here, the 19th and early 20th century expansion of the franchise to nearly all adults. Sure, the Chartists and Suffragettes both engaged in violent actions and suffered from violent repression by the state, but the changes weren't ultimately made at gunpoint. But it also took something like a hundred years (more if we count the House of Lords changes, which, optimistically, are still a work in-progress). Maybe it's odd to describe it as "regime change", but if you sent a modern Brit back to 1831, they would see the idea that they would be unable to vote because they didn't have enough money as insane and backwards. Imagine the following change in the US (say, to make Senate seats proportional to state size, expand the House to 6k members, and eliminate the Electoral College). This would be smaller, in some sense. It wouldn't change who could vote. Instead of getting rid of rotten boroughs of seven people electing someone to Parliament, we would reduce the power of a Wyoming voter from ~60x a California voter to (roughly) even. It would be a major enough change to completely reshape American politics (while still leaving huge problems unsolved -- I didn't even mention the Supreme Court, or the administrative state's structural weakness). It could, in theory, happen without violence (I think the odds of change happening by violence are higher, but I don't think those specific changes are what violence would give us). Would that be regime change? The breakup of the USSR, while not completely nonviolent, was certainly not a violent revolution. And of course, Indian and Pakistani independence. Partition, of course, involved significant violence, but that's not a story about regime change.re: uspol
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bonked 25 Aug 2026 20:25 +0000
original: zacchiro@mastodon.xyz
« Everything I own, owned » https://schlarp.com/posts/everything-i-own-owned/ #reverseengineering #genai #digitalautonomy
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honked back 25 Aug 2026 15:52 +0000
in reply to: https://pixelfed.social/p/meoralis/997836017604693325
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honked back 24 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000
in reply to: https://social.jvns.ca/users/b0rk/statuses/117152484974758173
@b0rk @mjd I think hashing is by far the most useful for the working programmer (in some sense -- like, it would be hard to imagine life without https, but I mean, direct use). In addition to integrity checking, deduplication/content-addressed storage, there's password hashing, and, if you are a fan of carbon dioxide, proof-of-work. But admittedly my own experience biases me.
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honked back 24 Aug 2026 20:39 +0000
in reply to: https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/117152382337400654
@mjd @b0rk I actually think I at least skimmed that paper, a while ago. But I mean, it's known in the sense that we know that nobody has published a way to do it, and people spend billions of dollars online on the assumption that these operations are difficult. And we further are now deploying PQC on the belief that certain operations will not be difficult for very long given newer technology. It's not a mathematical fact, but an engineering value, like the compressive strength of concrete. But it's subject to change because we live in an adversarial world. So maybe it's more like, I dunno, how deadly a bullet is given current armor. You're taking a math mindset, but that is exactly not the mindset that @b0rk is asking about.
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honked back 24 Aug 2026 19:57 +0000
in reply to: https://social.jvns.ca/users/b0rk/statuses/117152105522307276
@b0rk I don't understand the math well enough to trust in my understanding of it. Why should reversing certain functions be hard? The only answer I can give is the same as the answer I give on global warming: scientists say this is the fact of the matter, and I trust their general epistemology. I can plug in a toaster that I couldn't build, and I can toast with it. So I guess I can understand an interface to something I couldn't build. And I know that there are some toasters that are not worth taking a chance on (I guess the public key equivalent would be designing a novel cryptographic protocol).
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honked back 23 Aug 2026 23:27 +0000
in reply to: https://friend.camp/users/ranjit/statuses/117147236051071595
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honked back 21 Aug 2026 20:22 +0000
in reply to: https://social.jvns.ca/users/b0rk/statuses/117135229627757133
@b0rk The reason to choose example.com is that you're setting a good example for others, who might instead use a real domain in a dangerous situation.
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bonked 20 Aug 2026 19:19 +0000
original: shiz@mastodon.social
suddenly felt like I was transported to an alternate reality