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      <title>novalis bonked https://mastodon.mit.edu/users/jefftk/statuses/116293107177846897</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>We should update our labeling laws to require manufacturers to use the amount a consumer could reasonably extract. Maybe manufacturers would shift to more efficient packaging, or maybe consumers would accept higher unit cost for more convenience. The important thing is aligning incentives. <a href="https://www.jefftk.com/p/label-by-usable-volume" rel=noreferrer>https://www.jefftk.com/p/label-by-usable-volume</a></p>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/3z3DmRsGn1D33Bb2xF</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>In sort of an inverse Bay Area House Party move, I just updated my vibecoded podcast ad stripper to automatically remove land acknowledgements.</p>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/Ds544sb1YQD5LvwTdY</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just had an automated system read out my phone number as if it were an integer.  As in, "Is your phone number six hundred seventeen million, four hundred forty-one thousand..."</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just described Wingspan to a friend as a "ludonarrative Superfund site". (Doesn't make it a bad game -- but, like, you're competing to watch birds, but you can also force them to lay eggs, and also you get extra points when a bird kills another bird).</p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://bitbang.social/users/NanoRaptor/statuses/116223876063787194</title>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://masto.nyc/users/jmac/statuses/116148602320584382</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>If I were a paying OpenAI customer, I'd feel as proud of that fact today as a Tesla owner did one year ago.</p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://dirtyknight.life/objects/be728674-8ae2-434b-8e6a-9afcafb510f3</title>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/1DQ9NcVKg22S1X8yXJ</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Kai Huang's <a href="https://puzzles.mit.edu/2012/puzzles/phantom_of_the_operator/functions/" rel=noreferrer>2012 Functions</a> was dramatically more elegant than <a href="https://puzzmon.world/puzzles/functions" rel=noreferrer>this year's</a>, because of the constraint. Functions (2026) is less about the sequential ahas of figuring out the functions, and more about grinding through to figure out what X and Y can go into g(X, a(Y)).  Several of Kai's functions were really fun, while these were rather straightforward. Weirdly, the solution page for the 2026 puzzle doesn't mention Kai's as an inspiration, which seems odd, given that the puzzle has exactly the same name and a very similar conceit. </p>
<p>At least when <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV12WvC3_6g" rel=noreferrer>Allie Goertz covers Nine Inch Nails</a>, missing the point is the point.</p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://toot.cafe/users/codepo8/statuses/116011676439857924</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.</p>
<p><a href="https://assets.toot.cafe/media_attachments/files/116/011/471/065/826/741/original/8a83f23991e4838c.png">Attachment: A square marble tile with a shiny metal ball on it next to some papers and a coffee mug. </a><img src="https://assets.toot.cafe/media_attachments/files/116/011/471/065/826/741/original/8a83f23991e4838c.png">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 18:28:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/8gPx1cMbbL2RR8KP1p</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just tried to get a 1099-INT from my bank.  It's under Settings.  Wow.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 21:05:47 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/qKJBnJV1235b8nBNRm</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>"That is, per the hard constraints, we want Claude to never clearly and substantially undermine Anthropic’s legitimate efforts to ... engage or participate in catastrophic forms of power-seeking." </p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 14:59:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/115887921900300735</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer/" rel=noreferrer>https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer/</a></p>
<p>This is the toughest time to work at a charity. When a charity posts its fundraiser, the total ask has been vetted 100 times: it's the amount that the org needs to keep going for the coming year.</p>
<p>Unlike your local PBS/NPR station, <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SFC" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a> doesn't have a service we can interrupt to <br>pitch appeals for donations (&amp; we probably wouldn't even if we did).</p>
<p><a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SFC" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a> is short $48k with just days to go. </p>
<p>If you want me &amp; my colleagues to work for <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SoftwareFreedom" rel=noreferrer>#SoftwareFreedom</a> in 2026, please give.</p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://chitter.xyz/users/Alephwyr/statuses/115867161387673372</title>
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<p><a href="https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/867/153/842/699/199/original/7a7a4351363ca122.jpg">Attachment: &#34;Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn&#39;t exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy&#34;

Series of headlines&#34;

Darius Slay says he was &#34;this close&#34; to becoming a Raven
David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears
Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/2dtqqVZVG11YrxhBs3</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Are you playing along with Only Connect? Want your chance to do the wall yourself instead of just yelling at the screen? Play along with <a href="https://novalis.org/only-connect/only-connect-userscript.js" rel=noreferrer>this vibecoded tampermonkey user script</a>) on <a href="https://ocdb.cc/episodes/" rel=noreferrer>OCDB</a>. Public domain, as Gemini wrote it. </p>
<p>You can still yell at the screen, but only about categories that you solved.</p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://mastodon.cloud/users/abliss/statuses/115758471516462551</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Last night I dreamed that a salesperson was touting some electronic gadget, and said that the box includes a USB-C charging cord, and also includes a trash can to dispose of the cord in. An onlooker asked "but why? I already have a trash can that I can use." And the salesperson said "don't be silly, by that logic why would we include the cord?"</p>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/nykC312S8Y8VsxJvS1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Please enjoy a nudi pic.  Danielle requested a hooded nudibranch hoodie, so I had one made for her. As you know (or would, if you read her <a href="https://todaythings.substack.com/p/hooded-nudibranchs-smell-like-watermelon" rel=noreferrer>newsletter</a>), hooded nudibranchs smell like watermelon, so I also got her the appropriate scent.</p>
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      <title>novalis honked https://honk.novalis.org/u/novalis/h/h8Y3hVDzQLd5hrn9Gx</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just filled in a form with a "State/Providence" field. (No, it wasn't a Rhode Island-specific form).</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2025 18:28:53 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://fedi.copyleft.org/users/bkuhn/statuses/115662504393710334</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>😲 👀 … Judge Leal in <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SFC" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a>'s landmark impact litigation against <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/Vizio" rel=noreferrer>#Vizio</a> (regarding their violations of <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/GPLv2" rel=noreferrer>#GPLv2</a> &amp; <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/LGPLv2_1" rel=noreferrer>#LGPLv2_1</a>) is leaning toward partially granting our motion for summary adjudication.</p>
<p>Such motions are difficult to win, so this is amazing.</p>
<p>Her decision is tentative; join the hearing today (details in linked post) to hear the oral arguments in real time.</p>
<p><a href="https://sfconservancy.org/news/2025/dec/04/tentative-vizio-ruling-in-favor-of-sfc/" rel=noreferrer>https://sfconservancy.org/news/2025/dec/04/tentative-vizio-ruling-in-favor-of-sfc/</a></p>
<p><a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/OpenSource" rel=noreferrer>#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/FreeSoftware" rel=noreferrer>#FreeSoftware</a> <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/copyleft" rel=noreferrer>#copyleft</a> <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SoftwareFreedom" rel=noreferrer>#SoftwareFreedom</a></p>
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      <title>novalis bonked https://mastodon.social/users/LillyHerself/statuses/115618431224364771</title>
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Two men in a bathroom, a plumber and the houseowner. 
Plumber: &#34;There&#39;s no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app.
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