@voltagex "If someone is asking you to volunteer, they're not really asking" is only barely actionable. On Monday, you volunteer, on Tuesday, you are voluntold. You're just as dead either way. Like, maybe they say this in the military.

@passerine This particular list has lots of weird ones tho -- like, "You can take a photo or make a photo", which has only one Google result (and which is incomprehensible to me), and "You can volunteer for an assignment, or you can be voluntold", which is not actionable.

@passerine Thanks, that's what I was thinking of!

@rhiannonstone I'm thinking of ones that are specific to certain jobs. Like, I guess the horses/zebras one is maybe more common now, but it was originally common in medicine. I wouldn't call it directly harmful (the harm is is rounding off to "it's never zebras", which definitely happens but it's not the intent of the thing). And in general, we're pretty happy when the show goes on.