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      <title>novalis bonked https://social.sfconservancy.org/objects/b0db3c47-3c81-4213-8549-10b37d6f57a1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>SFC announced today a multi-pronged, comprehensive initiative to deal with Bambu Lab's AGPLv3 copyleft violations, and with software right to repair for 3D printer users generally.<br><br><a href="https://sfconservancy.org/news/2026/may/18/bambu-studio-3d-printer-agpl-violation-response/" rel=noreferrer>https://sfconservancy.org/news/2026/may/18/bambu-studio-3d-printer-agpl-violation-response/</a><br><br>The initial plan includes forks, reverse engineering, and further investigation.  As always, litigation remains a last resort.<br><br>Donate now to help SFC continue this work: <a href="https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer" rel=noreferrer>https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer</a><br><br><a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/sfc" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/softwarefreedom" rel=noreferrer>#SoftwareFreedom</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/opensource" rel=noreferrer>#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/bambu" rel=noreferrer>#Bambu</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/bambulab" rel=noreferrer>#BambuLab</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/bambustudio" rel=noreferrer>#BambuStudio</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/agplv3" rel=noreferrer>#AGPLv3</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/agpl" rel=noreferrer>#AGPL</a> <a href="https://social.sfconservancy.org/tag/copyleft" rel=noreferrer>#copyleft</a></p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sesame cake from NGW picnic: recipe as I made it; proposed tweaks to follow</p>
<p>1c flour<br>1c sugar<br>1 tsp baking powder<br>1/4tsp salt</p>
<p>1 oz toasted sesame oil<br>1 oz earth balance buttery spread (or, butter)<br>1/2 oz neutral oil<br>1 oz tahini</p>
<p>2 tsp vanilla extract<br>2 eggs</p>
<p>1/2 c soy milk (or, milk)</p>
<p>1 tbsp sesame seeds</p>
<p>Whisk the dry ingredients together. Melt the butter.  Whisk in the tahini, then the oils, then the eggs and vanilla, then the milk.  Add the dry ingredients and stir until just combined.  Bake at 350 in a 9-inch cake pan; I used a parchment liner.  After 5 or 10 minutes, sprinkle the sesame seeds on top, then continue baking for a total of 20 minutes.</p>
<p>I thought it was pretty good, but I would have made the following changes: <br>1. Bake it for two more minutes<br>2. Try a little less sugar -- maybe 7/8c<br>3. More sesame seeds</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Mutex is a master of silly naps.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>You know how there's Wikipedia, and then there's the spin-off Wiktionary for words, and Wikidata for data?  They should do one for units of measure. They could call it Wikifeet.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Octopus neurology just gets crazier and crazier.</p>
<p>Note that the diagram is a little misleading.  An octopus does not have a north arm and a south arm as shown here.  It has four arms on the left, and four on the right.</p>
<p>So here we see that the frontmost of the left arms is directly connected to the rearmost of the left arms, but this connection bypasses the other two left arms.  It is, however, connected directly with the third arm back on the right.</p>
<p><a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/octopus" rel=noreferrer>#octopus</a> <a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/wtf" rel=noreferrer>#wtf</a></p>
<p><a href="https://media.mathstodon.xyz/media_attachments/files/116/528/087/356/405/523/original/4d54b5be79957187.png">Attachment: Diagram from Nature paper, with a schematic showing which arms are connected with nerve cords.  The caption is:

“*Arm control*: 
Octopuses coordinate their eight arms using a network of intramuscular nerve cords that bypass the brain. Each connects arms separated by two others. Separate nerve fibres, the axial nerve cords, connect the arms to the brain.”


Source: Arm-control diagram, A. Kuuspalu et al. Curr. Biol. 32, 5415-5421 (2022)
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Apple TV has just produced a version of the Scottish Play set on a plane: MacBeth Air.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Has anyone ever tried <a href="https://board.fun/" rel=noreferrer>Board</a>? It looks pretty cool.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thinking back on it, the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek: Voyager is Seven of Nine.  </p>
<p>She would have just had a UUID.</p>
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Bilbo Baggins, looking at a phone.

Beneath that, a conversation with ChatGPT on a phone screen.

Bilbo: &#34;After all, why not? Why shouldn&#39;t I keep it?&#34;

ChatGPT: &#34;You&#39;re absolutely right — you found it, it&#39;s been with you a long while, and it&#39;s only natural to feel fond of something that&#39;s served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.&#34;</a><img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/413/169/137/328/570/original/ead2bead03ee93f0.jpg">]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Age verification is a deliberate attack on system sovereignty, both for individuals and countries. There’s no “age verifcation”, there is only “identity verification that includes age”, and the system doing that verification is not just a privacy-invasive user tracking system but a remotely controlled off switch for anyone of any age.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>docker for qualia. gone are the days of "it works on my subjectivity." now you can easily deploy and manage experience itself. it's admittedly not perfect—there's been a long running issue where the sky's blue and the grass's green might be different depending on the platform. it's a linux permissions issue.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>new from Sam Lavigne: "A form which calculates an individual’s 'income tax body count', or the total number of conflict-related deaths they have caused through their income tax contributions to the U.S. government."</p>
<p><a href="https://income-tax-body-count.lav.io/" rel=noreferrer>https://income-tax-body-count.lav.io/</a></p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The way egg whites can be beaten into a foam and set with heat is hard to replace when cooking for vegans, but you can now by precision fermented egg white protein and it works great! <a href="https://www.jefftk.com/p/chicken-free-egg-whites" rel=noreferrer>https://www.jefftk.com/p/chicken-free-egg-whites</a></p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>We should update our labeling laws to require manufacturers to use the amount a consumer could reasonably extract. Maybe manufacturers would shift to more efficient packaging, or maybe consumers would accept higher unit cost for more convenience. The important thing is aligning incentives. <a href="https://www.jefftk.com/p/label-by-usable-volume" rel=noreferrer>https://www.jefftk.com/p/label-by-usable-volume</a></p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just had an automated system read out my phone number as if it were an integer.  As in, "Is your phone number six hundred seventeen million, four hundred forty-one thousand..."</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just described Wingspan to a friend as a "ludonarrative Superfund site". (Doesn't make it a bad game -- but, like, you're competing to watch birds, but you can also force them to lay eggs, and also you get extra points when a bird kills another bird).</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>If I were a paying OpenAI customer, I'd feel as proud of that fact today as a Tesla owner did one year ago.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Kai Huang's <a href="https://puzzles.mit.edu/2012/puzzles/phantom_of_the_operator/functions/" rel=noreferrer>2012 Functions</a> was dramatically more elegant than <a href="https://puzzmon.world/puzzles/functions" rel=noreferrer>this year's</a>, because of the constraint. Functions (2026) is less about the sequential ahas of figuring out the functions, and more about grinding through to figure out what X and Y can go into g(X, a(Y)).  Several of Kai's functions were really fun, while these were rather straightforward. Weirdly, the solution page for the 2026 puzzle doesn't mention Kai's as an inspiration, which seems odd, given that the puzzle has exactly the same name and a very similar conceit. </p>
<p>At least when <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV12WvC3_6g" rel=noreferrer>Allie Goertz covers Nine Inch Nails</a>, missing the point is the point.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Just tried to get a 1099-INT from my bank.  It's under Settings.  Wow.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>"That is, per the hard constraints, we want Claude to never clearly and substantially undermine Anthropic’s legitimate efforts to ... engage or participate in catastrophic forms of power-seeking." </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer/" rel=noreferrer>https://sfconservancy.org/sustainer/</a></p>
<p>This is the toughest time to work at a charity. When a charity posts its fundraiser, the total ask has been vetted 100 times: it's the amount that the org needs to keep going for the coming year.</p>
<p>Unlike your local PBS/NPR station, <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SFC" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a> doesn't have a service we can interrupt to <br>pitch appeals for donations (&amp; we probably wouldn't even if we did).</p>
<p><a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SFC" rel=noreferrer>#SFC</a> is short $48k with just days to go. </p>
<p>If you want me &amp; my colleagues to work for <a href="https://fedi.copyleft.org/tags/SoftwareFreedom" rel=noreferrer>#SoftwareFreedom</a> in 2026, please give.</p>
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<p><a href="https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/867/153/842/699/199/original/7a7a4351363ca122.jpg">Attachment: &#34;Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn&#39;t exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy&#34;

Series of headlines&#34;

Darius Slay says he was &#34;this close&#34; to becoming a Raven
David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears
Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control
Wolf Enters Transfer Portal
Wizards and Raptors injury reports</a><img src="https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/867/153/842/699/199/original/7a7a4351363ca122.jpg">]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Are you playing along with Only Connect? Want your chance to do the wall yourself instead of just yelling at the screen? Play along with <a href="https://novalis.org/only-connect/only-connect-userscript.js" rel=noreferrer>this vibecoded tampermonkey user script</a>) on <a href="https://ocdb.cc/episodes/" rel=noreferrer>OCDB</a>. Public domain, as Gemini wrote it. </p>
<p>You can still yell at the screen, but only about categories that you solved.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Last night I dreamed that a salesperson was touting some electronic gadget, and said that the box includes a USB-C charging cord, and also includes a trash can to dispose of the cord in. An onlooker asked "but why? I already have a trash can that I can use." And the salesperson said "don't be silly, by that logic why would we include the cord?"</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Please enjoy a nudi pic.  Danielle requested a hooded nudibranch hoodie, so I had one made for her. As you know (or would, if you read her <a href="https://todaythings.substack.com/p/hooded-nudibranchs-smell-like-watermelon" rel=noreferrer>newsletter</a>), hooded nudibranchs smell like watermelon, so I also got her the appropriate scent.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.novalis.org/d/G4RYJ6mRdqQ3bz4x98Ld3.jpg">Attachment: A figure in a hooded nudibranch hoodie, holding a bottle of watermelon scent spray. The hoodie is blue with orange rhinophores, oral hood tentacles, and cerata. The hood covers the figure&#39;s face.</a><img src="https://honk.novalis.org/d/G4RYJ6mRdqQ3bz4x98Ld3.jpg">]]></description>
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